Alright, assholes, listen up. I'm looking for a guy and I don't know his name, but he's short, got red hair and blue eyes, and he's got 666 tattooed on his hand like a total poser.

Oh, and he apparently thinks it's a good idea to go around hitting teenage girls in the face. That, too.

He's got a date with my fist and I would hate for him to be ( Read more... )

Man, everybody always flips their shit when people go missing. Like it's surprising or something. Please, guys, this shit happens all the time. It's not worth getting your panties in such a twist over. "Oh, no, this mystical island that takes us from our homes and gives us amnesia for laughs has randomly decided to put somebody I know back! I'm ( Read more... )